K Pizzle

A person with the highest level of swag attainable. They are the coolest of the cool, the baddest of the bad, the Dankest of the Dank and they know it too. Unfortunately, there can be only one K Pizzle and that position has already been filled by the one and only K Pizzle himself.

Guy, "Woah! Did you see that guy? HE IS SOOOO COOL. Who is that?"

Guy 2, "That, my friend, is K Pizzle."

by L Town Swag November 5, 2011

Checks some hard pizza

When something is really awesome or amazing it "checks some hard pizza". Meaning it could compete or 'check' against a really good slice of pizza (which is one of the best foods on earth).

Mike's an amazing snowboarder, that jump he just did checks some hard pizza.

by pusdoname December 16, 2008

french bread pizza

A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.

Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.

Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!

by NotAustinISwear July 8, 2010

pizza

Pizza is the sexiest food ever made!

Mmmm pizza! <3

by HiSabby February 9, 2009

Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

by Sistergoldenhair May 11, 2009

Pizza Theory

A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.

Guy 1: How was it?

Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.

by Goingreen April 27, 2009