phone ditch

When you tell someone that you will call them back and then don't.

Hey! You phone ditched me! Why didn't you call me back?/

by NickNineteenNinety February 18, 2010

Phone Abyss

The term "Phone Abyss" refers to the area of the front of a vehicle between the seats and the center console where you may drop items and never find them again i.e. your phone. The word has been used by Jimmy Tatro in his webisode "My Key", where he loses his keys only to find them in the area that he refers to as the "phone abyss".

Christian- "Dude, have you checked the phone abyss?"

Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....

Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"

by Peterpufferbelly July 09, 2013

Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.

Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."

by Lunchbox 99 February 03, 2012

dill phone

phone set on vibrate shoved into vagina or placed on scrodem and called repdivly to arouse the user

dude did u hear bout adam he was dill phone in mr.rosas class

by shane states April 24, 2009

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer April 08, 2018

phone-ee

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from" and chances are they aren't even texting for real..just afraid to make eye contact with other earthlings

the asshole bitches texting on their phones that bump strait into you on the crowded city street,with that dumb look on their face "where'd you come from"

ugghhh...another goddamn phone-ee

by roman-horse June 18, 2010

Phone Sniper

Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.

Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?

by Alex Halstead March 19, 2017