Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.

Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.

by Fairydurt August 5, 2011

Phone Abyss

The term "Phone Abyss" refers to the area of the front of a vehicle between the seats and the center console where you may drop items and never find them again i.e. your phone. The word has been used by Jimmy Tatro in his webisode "My Key", where he loses his keys only to find them in the area that he refers to as the "phone abyss".

Christian- "Dude, have you checked the phone abyss?"

Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....

Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"

by Peterpufferbelly August 17, 2013

Phone Gaandu

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.

“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”

by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.

"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

boobie phone

When a woman is driving and she does not have a hands-free device, so, she puts the phone on speaker and puts it in her bra between her breasts to talk.

I was driving home from work and there was nothing on the radio, so I called my girlfriend on boobie phone to gossip.

by FitzLovin' December 9, 2009

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010