Phumpher

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

by mycrows February 10, 2010

Thats Pimp

Often used by Rap stars, describes likeing something alot.

1) That's Cool!, 2) That's Awsome!

"That car is pimp"

by Robert Kinney July 1, 2005

Pimp Twist

A doobie that has been rolled with percision...rolled so perfectly with a twizted end so no rez comes out.

Man, that shit was rolled with a pimp twist.

by Juggalo J December 2, 2004

pimp-my-ride-uk

An absolutely disturbing programme found on MTV late at night so as not to scare little children! As an Englishman, I feel a great burden has been placed on my shoulders, having to live with this disgusting display of English folk (again) trying to copy Americans! Don't get me wrong, I do actually like Pimp My Ride(USA). But Westwood? Please MTV, get rid of this cack!

(TV): "yo, this is Westwood, i'm a middle aged man trying to break onto tv, but the trouble is, I talk the talk, but when it comes down to it, i'm an ageing white man trying to be black! I really should be at home with a cup of milky tea, watching Coronation Street!"
(Normal non chav person!): Damn right Horlicks boy, get yourself to bed!

by Ricardo G-man July 9, 2005

pimpact

A portmanteau of the words pimp and impact. Describes the impact a pimp has on the prices of a prostitution. Coined in the book "SuperFreakonomics".

"These high prices for the local prostitutes are no doubt tied to A Pimp Named Slickback's pimpact."

by flaminghito October 25, 2009

Phamplet

A word used to say an old classmate had intercourse with a former teacher. It's origin is from the word "Pamphlet" in the sense that the teacher is the pamphlet, and is filled with knowledge, and the classmate "picked up" the pamphlet. The re-arranged letters makes it sound dirtier though.

Student 1: "Hey, you know how I said I saw our old teacher in the bar last night?"
Student 2: "Yeah, why?"
Student 1: "Well, Phamplet"
Student 1: "No way! High-Five!"

by Barton Allen August 9, 2012

Pimp Daddy 7

He is legend amongst men. A pimp daddy of select variety, his only goal in life is obtain "the 7," an elite group of fine n funky females who he must hook with or else his life is void and he will never ascend to the level of Pimp Daddy 48. His number of females to obtain is ultimately decided by his superior, the wise master known as "Marvel Stories."

Guy 1: "Dude I'm so sad right now."
Guy 2: "Why?"
Guy 1: "Pimp Daddy 7 just stole my girl."
Guy 2: "Oh yeah I know, they're both in his jeep right now."

by Clucktastic July 2, 2016