Pee-mail

what your dog is checking when it sniff's for other dog's recent urination; then returns the pee-mail

"honey, im waiting for ripley to check her Pee-mail; we'll catch up"

by xynth3a November 28, 2009

Pee-ramid

When a couple or two people use a toilet at the same time to urinate.

One individual sits on the toilet and the other straddles the first person's legs and urinates through the thigh-gap.

—"That was the longest car ride! Honey, I don't think I'll be able to wait while you go to the bathroom. Can we do a pee-ramid?"

by Nøva June 11, 2012

ketchup pee

The liquid that collects inside a ketchup bottle if it has been left alone for a long period of time.

I forgot to shake the bottle and now I have ketchup pee on my sandwich.

by Woobilly Beall October 27, 2010

pee cleaner

when you clean the toilet by aiming your pee at the stain.
over a period of days, the toilet will actually look cleaner. (especially useful on skid marks)

My brother left some skid marks in the toilet bowl, so I had to use some pee cleaner.

by Selusha January 9, 2008

pee plate

A "plate" of pee made by pissing on a dish and freezing it. Once frozen, the plate can be slid under the door of an unsuspecting victim, where it thaws into a puddle on their floor or a stain on their carpet.

When Tom blocked up Mike's door with snow, Mike knew there could only be one form of revenge: a pizza-sized pee plate.

by dave65 June 24, 2007

tee-pee

Toilet paper. Beavis says this a lot when he becomes the great cornholio.

"I am the great Cornholio. I need tee-pee for my bunghole."

by Jason the great cornholio August 23, 2006

ass pee

noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.

Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.

by Angdydrew March 16, 2005