My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.
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2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life
3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most
by t.tiana January 2, 2022
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Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
The polite way of using your child as an excuse.
Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
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