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Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.
My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.
by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021
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1. people who scream at u when u need someone to talk

2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life

3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most
by t.tiana January 2, 2022
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Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.
Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.
by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022
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parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.
i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs
by bbbbboby November 22, 2022
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parents suck

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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Parents

Dictators that act like the boss of you because they are older than you, and they also make a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG deal out of their kids wearing pajamas in public. They also don’t get along with each other.
Billy: I got into a fair argument with mom, and she got me into trouble.
Sid:yeah, parents abuse their power a lot.
by HandsomeDragon8 February 19, 2023
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Parents

They've been doing it for years... But they won't acknowledge that they're doing it... Amd they know I have a problem with it... And there are real-world ramifications to them doing it... Doesn't matter. I don't need agency or actionable information. I need to do what I'm told and "try harder" in a vague and abstract sense and I don't need what I want from them.
Hym "Yeah, being a parent doesn't make you better than anyone. Having a kid is (at this point) an entirely optional thing someone let you do and in no way bolsters your moral standing. Nor should it. You are not special or good. Your wife isn't special or good. Parents are shit."
by Hym Iam March 11, 2023
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