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Panda Style

To wear a helmet and thrust your head into another persons abdomin.
Dude, I totally got Ben's Mom panda style when she wasn't looking.
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raped by a panda

the new pharse for jumped the shark since that pharse has itself jumped the shark
(named after a moment in the Simpsons episode "Homer vs Dignity" where Homer is raped by a panda which sparked the begining of the end of the show)
wow after season 5 the Sopranos got raped by a panda
by Jrue Starkiller-Esquire January 23, 2009
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zip zap paddywhack

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.
"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"
by KirkG February 21, 2008
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paddy roller

(1) An iron wagon with iron wheels that carried a cage filled with prisoners, or escaped slaves back in ante-bellum days. (2) A group of men who retrieved escaped slaves from the plantations in the South.
(1) A paddy roller drawn by draught horses was filled convicts on the way to a work assignment on the county highway.

(2) A paddy roller successfully caught Kunta Kinte as the runaway slave was securely manacled for the journey back to his master.
by Hugo Drax March 26, 2016
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panda

A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.

Humans can be referred to as "pandas" when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.
Q: Is Darren sick? He looks so pale and thin.
A: No, he decided to become a vegan. He is such a panda.
by TheBeagle December 4, 2009
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plastic paddy

Noun: Term of abuse for someone who feigns being Irish when convenient. E.g. An entirely British person who in 1994, on realising that England had not made it to the soccer World Cup, had no one to cheer for and found green blood in their veins for as long as Republic of Ireland were still in with a chance.
What happened to your England shirt, you plastic paddy?
No, I'm Irish. Honest.
On which side?
Err... both. My Mum's cousin's got an Irish setter and my Dad was conceived in the County Kilburn. Guinness spritzer with a dash of Baileys please barman, cheers. Bejazus!
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Bro Panda

A young person usually under 30 and male, with a panda shaped figure and beard. Main activities include, broing out in wide open spaces and chillin' listening to music with large amounts of pizza. The Panda Bear is usually in a place of authority but despite this he always has a connection to the children due to his broish nature. The Bear usually does better with little while large amounts of it can cause it to become agitated and irritable. Bro Pandas are often found in punk/rock/reggae bands.
Dude today was so awesome I chilled all day with my Bro Panda, it was awesome.
by Handkerchief Mitchell January 18, 2008
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