jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024

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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

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Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

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lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...

"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."

by lechiffrefreakout September 02, 2015

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Lawn Service

lawn service is a service provided to the community YO! The difference between Chinese lawn service and American lawn care. Lawn care is just "caring" with words and "service" is providing the actual service. This should be carried out on a monthly basis to make sure no one is hiding around the bush of succulent

I need a lawn service in Portland Or, not just a normal lawn care with advices telling things I already know.

by Blindsheep October 24, 2019

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