The act of yanking a man's cock while wearing boxing gloves.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
i went home with this chick last night and noticed she had crazy man hands so i begged for a glove job so i wouldnt be so grossed out
by camusus July 2, 2020
Get the glove jobmug. A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014
Get the Woodpecker-jobmug. by Glenlolo November 20, 2014
Get the Hick jobmug. A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
Get the Lemon Jobmug. a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet
Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme
Any logical person: gimme gimme
by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023
Get the mason-jobmug. by THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR June 10, 2011
Get the bath jobmug. The act of getting a blow job from a female that has more than one chin, and a stylish wife beater mustache.
I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.
by SlipperyLobster February 28, 2021
Get the pam jobmug.