Chanelle: wow! samuel craig sullivan is so leng i would totally shag him!
Sam: innit im well pengers fr
Sam: innit im well pengers fr
by alex is a sexy roadman July 27, 2022
A female that posts on Craiglist's "Casual Encounters" with faceless attractive pictures, but when contacted via email, sends pictures of very large BBW that needs to go on Jenny Craig.
I was trying to hook up on Craigslist last week but found Jenny Craig-List . She sent pictures of herself eating a bucket of fried chickent!!
by Far East Texas Tamale February 15, 2017
The Late Late Show host. Mostly all you need to know about him is that he has a robot sidekick with a mohawk named Josh...
by Amanda Wertderty April 19, 2010
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023
by staul December 26, 2009
When a guy gets so drunk he thinks he looks like daniel craig, and proceeds to creep the fuck out of attractive females, in an attempt to get his dick wet. Mainly applies to people who look like the opposite of daniel craig, and think they are gods gift to women, but in reality are just an abomination to the image of man.
Brian went to court on attempted rape charges, but got off on a DCS (Daniel Craig Syndrome) technicality
by charles potts September 20, 2011
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion February 22, 2005