balls ass naked 

to be deemed totally naked

jim fell out of the shower balls ass naked

balls ass naked by bob magrann June 26, 2007

naked solitaire 

Another word for masturbation...... playing with yourself

Johnny was playing naked solitaire till his mom walked in told him he would go blind.

naked solitaire by Philip Norvell January 4, 2006

naked vibes 

Sending out an aura of nakedness without actually being naked. Projecting an image that you are naked, while still being fully clothed. making other people think you are naked, simply with the force of your mind.

Zeb was unwittingly sending naked vibes to everyone in the room, despite being dressed in a snow suit.

naked vibes by Anneke Joy January 19, 2008

Naked Caterpillar

The Naked Caterpillar. An extreme funk break dance move, performed by actively impersonating a human sized caterpillar. The Human Naked Caterpillar extends its head and the front of its body along a horizontal surface. It then finds a place to grip with its Naked body and flacid Penis. To get a good hold, it bunches up the middle of its body into tight curves that grip the surface while it pulls its back end up; it then springs forward again to find a new place to grip with its body and cock.

Do the Caterpillar, Do it naked!!!...Naylor do the Naked Caterpillar !!!!!

Naked Caterpillar by Bob Nickson January 20, 2008

naked house 

A family in which it is acceptable to be naked.

Person 1: "I grew up in a naked house, I leave the bathroom door open and walk around with no pants."
Person 2: "Gross."

naked house by char1077 March 19, 2009

Nuke Dog

a hot dog cooked in the microwave

Dude1: "man, I'm starved but I just have 5 minutes till my meeting..."
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"

Nuke Dog by thms.bmrtn October 20, 2010

The Naked Cowboy 

Famous dude who stands in Times Square with his guitar in his underwear as a tourist attraction. Despite what the name would imply, he's not actually naked.

While we were touring around the city we got our picture taken with the naked cowboy!

The Naked Cowboy by YoungNaturistsAmerica January 28, 2011