The Nike Crikey

The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.

Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!

Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!

Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*

by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020

Gucci Nike Dior Flex

Gucci gucci gucci nike nike nike dior dior, flex! Dior, dior, flex!
A cool song

Gucci is cool!
U mean the song?
What song?!
Gucci Nike Dior Flex!

by Ok booooo December 9, 2020

naked city

In Las Vegas. A section of town where it would not be wise to be for long periods of time.

Could be considered the five mile radius of Industrial Road and Sahara or in North Las Vegas near MLK.

by Master Ro April 14, 2005

naked munchkin

A person who is a munchkin(horny 24/7) and naked so it has sexual intercourse with anything that moves. It has a temper 2 it will attack if you insult.DO NOT approach at all don't make i contact you will get dwarfism.TO AVOID THEM-don't say naked munchkin 3 times in a row it will appear if you do

"man that naked munchkin there wont get off her back"
"dude run that dumbass said "naked munchkin"unless u want dwarfism"

by doug mcgill December 12, 2008

nakedidity

the experience or existence in a current situation of many nude persons engaged in some activity, (not necessarily sexual).

At the pool parties, which were clothing optional, there was plenty of nakedidity.

I wanted to see more nakedidity in that movie.

There won't be any nakedidity, will there?

by akajeff December 27, 2009

Naked Booty Sideburns

When females don't have any hair edges. The sideburn area is naked...like a baby's booty.

I WOULD cut my hair short, but I'm worried about my naked booty sideburns showing.

by Missy McMisserton November 12, 2010

naked tuesday

When one has freshly washed the bedding and the night one has washed it they sleep in the bed naked. If one has not washed the bedding and they sleep naked this cannot be classed as naked Tuesday but as just sleeping naked. To clarify naked Tuesday doesn't have to be on Tuesday.

Naked Tuesday:
Wife; the bedsheets are in the washing machine
Husband; oh we are having naked Tuesday tonight !
NOT:
Wife: let's sleep naked
Husband: I agree let's sleep naked

by Pizza is my religion November 29, 2014