naked bear

A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.
Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison

Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison
by Nakedbearotter April 18, 2017
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Naked Magician

Someone who you can trust.

A magician without clothes cannot hide the trick he's doing using sleeves, pockets, or other clothing. Therefore the only true magician you can trust to really be magic, is a naked one.

Coined by popular Youtuber Ryan Magee from SuperMega, a Naked Magician is synonymous with a trustworthy person with no tricks up their sleeve.
Jack: I don't know if I should trust him with my money, what if he's loses it?
Mike: Don't worry, you can trust him. He's a naked magician.
by kcekjm1997 April 27, 2018
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Naked Weather

Naked weather is where the weather is so hot that you could go outside naked and you wouldn't be cold at ALL.
Boy 1: "Dude, yesterday in California, Bob said that the weather was so hot, it felt like a 200degree oven!"
Boy 2: "Wow, that is SOO naked weather man"
Boy 1: "Yeah..I know, right?"
by Dang...(: June 08, 2010
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couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch
oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!
by ry jyan September 06, 2010
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naked phobia

The fear of being naked
example 1. hey man, i just went to the doctor and i found out that i have naked phobia

example 2 . mommy, please don't take my clothes off, i'm scared
by killyourcellf December 31, 2016
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get naked

To remove all your articles of clothing so you are left standing in your birthday suit.
Yesterday it was Alex's first time trying mushrooms, he was messed up and thought it would be funny to get naked.
by diseased sheep July 13, 2006
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naked man

A really annoying person who is constantly naked and needs to cover up that tiny naked cock. Usually refers to himself in the thrid person in names such as "stuta" or simply "the stu". DIE STUTA!
Guy 1: Hey isn't that Pat Hadican over there?
Guy 2: Yeah it is, f-in naked man, he sucks.
Hadican(naked man): Hey guys STUTA *while doing retarded arm motions* is in the house!!
Guy 1 & 2: NO, BOOO STUTA!!!
by Iceman March 04, 2004
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