A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.
Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison

Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison
by Nakedbearotter April 18, 2017
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Naked except for Pink Care Bear leg warmers and pink high heeled pumps.
Did you see that smokin' hot model on Etsy? She was (Care) Bear Naked! I bet she's dyed her bush neon pink to match!
by Weirdorama December 16, 2009
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