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Jersey the name

The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best
My bestie Jersey” “Jersey the name is beautiful
by cindy bath friend June 2, 2022
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Random name

Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".
*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!
by Fookoffpeople September 11, 2019
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Pumpkin (name)

A cutesy nickname for both young and adult children.
"It's ok, pumpkin (name), you're safe with Mommy," the woman rocked her infant son.
by LyassacheckList December 3, 2016
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comfortable name

The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.
Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.
by Flxrence28 December 10, 2021
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J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
by ashittyperson July 17, 2023
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stanford (name)

normally used as a second name, people with the second name "Stanford" are sexy naughty, and have a big cock (if male), at first they may seem innocent but after you meet them you'll realise that they're very naughty and they don't mind going more than 1 round in the bedroom, only the most luckiest of people can say they have had an experience with them in bed, people normally find themselves attracted to them and normally can't help but pleasure themselves over that person.
damn Mr Stanford (name) you're looking great today!
by reality1234 November 27, 2017
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Gag name

A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.
Common Gag names:

"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"

Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"

Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."

Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."

Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"

Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"

Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"
by Seaman Alvarez July 18, 2009
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