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a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.
here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.
by ryan April 22, 2005
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MTV

If you like MTV in its current incarnation, you are one of the following:

1.) An emo/punk fag
2.) A wannabe "thug"
3.) The only person on the planet that likes U2
4.) A preppy girl who looks up to Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and JoJo.

There are many problems that people have with mTV nowadays; their constant playing of re-runs (usually of The Real World or Battle of the Sexes part MCLXVII), the fact that they barely ever play music anymore, and when they do, it's just shitty emo or some played-out rapper like Jay-Z. They are also way too concerned about you voting (for Kerry, anyway) and took all of their decent shows off the network like Jackass, Wildboys, and... huh, I guess that's it.
MTV is so bad nowadays that people are starting to miss Nu-Metal.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004
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MTV

A really shitty channel that has always sucked. Back when they played music it still sucked. If you have ever liked MTV, you might just be a LOSER.
Remember when MTV played videos?

Yea, I do.

Those were the days.

What are you talking abotu? The music was still SHIT.
by BLeh July 23, 2003
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mtv

A channel that SUCKED from the word "GO"

If you've EVER been impressed by Mtv then YOU are part of the problem.

DISCO SUCKS!!!!!

And so does SATAN'S PANTIES METAL!!!!
(note: not all metal is bad just that gay satanic shit)
MUSIC = used to be cool

Mtv came along and squashed all that was cool and replaced it with what they decide is cool.

The result = MUSIC IS DEAD!
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mtv

I have come to defend the youth of America. The only kids that watch MTV are completely retarted. Anyone with half a brain mocks them. Most kids at my school realize that MTV has almost ruined music for good. HOWEVER, there are the retards that like MTV for the " toddef flippin' sweet" shows such as Parental Control and TRL, which are the worst two shows of all time.
MTV is the reason for eating disorders. They almost say that it is a good thing! Fuck MTV! Lets all boycott MTV!
by stevedawg June 16, 2006
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MTF

Mobile Task Force (SCP Foundation combative department, filled with top-tier combatants)
Hey, MTF be lookin' hot today.
by Topranse November 4, 2019
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MTV VMA

An event where a group of people who have the minds of children watch a bunch of untalented freaks.
Did u see the MTV VMAs? OMG Justin was so hott!!! OMG LOL!!! I'm 10!
by Lexicon Master September 2, 2003
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