Spread Moses

Spreading the butt cheeks like moses parted the red sea.

"I made my girlfriend bend over and spread moses last night".

by Lunaeca August 8, 2012

Mossin'

Smoking mass quantities of weed, usually with friends, while at the same time not doing anything particularly interesting - or chillin'.

Hope: wuttup brah i got a half ounce of weed from some kid who wanted me to do his homework.

Jordan: lets get to mossin' then beeeyotch!!!

by JSLOBtheCHEF January 16, 2009

Mosesmouth

Someone who uses profane language against someone who believes in the almighty Moses.

Damn that fool mosesmouthed his way up in to my grill

by Brian Donaldson February 12, 2006

moss bank

scruffy people who really live in clinkam wood and are in denial, when confronted they will say they are from moss bank when they really aint!

hahahah look at that "clinker"
" im not from clink, im from moss bank"

by anomynouse123 January 28, 2009

Moses Man Tree Bush

Long flowing red pubic hairs that resemble a man's beard on your vagina, or a burning bush. It can glow in the sun, the dark, and sometimes resemble a lawn gnome

"Yo girl, dat be a moses man tree bush all up in dis bizow, shine that all up on me"

by broelle September 13, 2009

weed monts

a montage in relation to weed consumption or weed related activities

we filmed a weed monts

by weed head October 10, 2008

ass-mosis

The process by which a person's ass becomes moist through osmosis after prolonged contact with grass. Not to be confused with assmosis.

Z: G-dawg, how did your ass get so moist?

G: Ass-mosis of course.

by theHonestAbe September 8, 2012