National eat your moms pussy day

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!

"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"

by Fete November 8, 2005

moominism

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism

Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.

by Tom March 2, 2005

momsexual

half-assed witty term used by douchebags on message boards who often attempt to incite arguments with fewer qualities of douchebaggery

Did that guy REALLY just call me a momsexual?

by BNE March 24, 2008

Momster

A guy who lives with his family but acts like he is all that.

A person who has a lot of gear but lives at his parents.

I bought the new Iphone this week.

"Dude your a Momster and you can afford it."

by Chickenhuner September 6, 2007

moomer

"moomer" is a typo found in the Korean game gunbound. The "Boomer" tank was incorrectly labeled "moomer" for much of the beta release of the game.

I just pwned j00 with moomer!!
how to play lar?

by chowdy August 31, 2006

soccer moms

Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)

I don't have an example! but I need to put something here!

by Annacoco April 29, 2005