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moominism 

The worship of the Moomin Clan. Derives from the cowish word for crazy-fuckers. Moominists often walk around in heards of around 8 and half chanting the words of their great leader Moomin-Papa. The strange cow like figure once said famously: "Today, I would like to show you the drawing room... which normally i would love to do. Only... you see... I've just been on a heroin fuelled BENDER. Consequently, my bowls are in a weakened state. OHHH GOOD LORD"
(see google "ohh good lord")

Moominists eat dog meat.

Note: This is in no way related to Drugs or condones the use of, or fuelled by any drug intake. Apart from heroin oh which it is directly related to and we encourage the use of. It is also fuelled by heroin and all procedes go towards heroinism
Holy shit... that Moominist can sure take his urine.

You know that bird last night? We got some good bloomin-moomin shit mo fokka.
moominism by Tom March 2, 2005
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Moonism: An ideology that aspires to create a global Wasian ethno-state with Kokka Shintō as its religious foundation, a reverence for ancient Rome and the British Empire as it's political foundation, with syndicalism as its economic foundation, with the end goal of assimilating the whole world into one united harmonious culture in the image of Hakko ichiu where 99% of males are feminized traps with a 1% remaining as Anglo men elite.
Moonism is a really radical and really esoteric ideology, but it has a lot of solutions to a lot of problems, even if they may seem counter intuitive at first.
Moonism by SuperSailorMoon June 26, 2021
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A woman's breasts. Especially when large and shapely.
The girl sat at the desk opposite from me keeps shaking her moomins at me.

Look at the moomins on her!
Moomins by Fozzles August 17, 2009

Meminism 

The advocacy of equal rights for memes with all other people regardless of race, sex, gender, or form.
As a meminist I advocate that memes should have the same rights men and women have to affordable healthcare. #meminism
Meminism by epycurasWynter February 25, 2017
A lifestyle where your actions and decisions at home are controlled almost completely by your mother, or otherwise female guardian. This applies more to teens, as this is normal for children.
Somehow I'm already 17 and I'm still forced to live under this mommunism..
Mommunism by Tiffany Sprinkles February 27, 2018
When you do a "Moin" style act (With Moin meaning- being - the best of the best)
Whoah that guy just benched the Empire state building!

A Moinism if i ever saw one there.
Moinism by Moin101 January 16, 2010

Mormonism 

A colloquial term encompassing the combination of doctrine, culture and lifestyle unique to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. While the term was originally a pejorative invented by persecutors of the Church, it has since become largely acceptable and is even used among some Latter-day Saints.

According to The Associated Press Stylebook, the term “Mormonism” is not correctly applied to Protestant groups such as the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, the Community of Christ, etc..
Salt Lake City, Utah, is to Mormonism what Vatican City is to Catholicism: an international headquarters serving the needs of adherents in many nations across the world.
Mormonism by the Otter May 19, 2014