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Long ago, somehow it was decided that being ten years old was perfectly fine age to go out alone and face unknown dangers.
In a world where getting lost or eaten by a dragon was the least of your fears.
And so every young boy and girl in Pallet town eagerly anticipates receiving their very first pokemon from Professor Oak, the local pokemon expert.
So that they may join in with the idiocy themselves.
Long ago, somehow it was decided that being ten years old was perfectly fine age to go out alone and face unknown dangers.
In a world where getting lost or eaten by a dragon was the least of your fears.
And so every young boy and girl in Pallet town eagerly anticipates receiving their very first pokemon from Professor Oak, the local pokemon expert.
So that they may join in with the idiocy themselves.
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(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
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