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monkey loser jokers

A loser who monkeys around with jokers or other monkey loser jokers. Also known as clients.
Wow Robert, those monkey loser jokers at YD renamed all my files even though I asked them not to.
by djrobbieb January 11, 2009
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Monkey The Funduster

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music
by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010
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Monkey D Luffy

A goofy, fun-loving teenage boy who has the ability to stretch any of his limbs. These powers were obtained when he ate the gum gum fruit. His goal is to achieve his dreams and become king of the pirates and go on adventures with his friends. He also has a strange affinity for meat.
I'm Monkey D Luffy, and I'm gonna become king of the pirates!!!
by jajaajja889 February 7, 2021
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Love Monkey

It's a man/woman who values most importantly excitement and laughter in relationships.
Damn matt is a love monkey
by LongHorny June 17, 2013
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Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!
by Neigbs August 20, 2008
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data monkey

One whose job requires the use of no more than: (a) two fingers with which to achieve a succession of keystrokes enabling the individual to cut data from one source and simply paste it into another; (b) two brain cells which are mainly used to do google searches and send emails to other data monkeys.
CTRL-C; CTRL-V; CTRL-C; CTRL-V (repeat ad infinitum)
by Ilovemyjob November 15, 2004
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Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
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