Israeli Mayonnaise

The sexual act of a Jewish couple in which the male ejaculates into a small shot glass which is place on the womens vagina/other partners genitalia. It is then covered in a napkin or cloth then stepped on and broken by the man. After the act is complete, the couple must yell, "Mazeltov!"

News Caster : Recently a Rabbi was arrested for molesting a young school boy.

Bill : I hear he did the act of "Israeli Mayonnaise" on the young child.

Ted : That's just sick.

by The_Rabbi_Rock'n'Roll August 7, 2010

patty mayonnaise

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.

When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.

by Agent Kaniff July 23, 2007

Mayonnaise Mania

(n.) when a non-white person has a distinct preference for white people and wants to have his/her mixed carmel babies. Similar to curry fever or jungle fever.

Brownie 1: "Holy shit! Look at that white boy over there! He is so pale, his skin looks like mayonnaise! Mmmm...Now I'm hungry..."

Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"

by Claudius Caesar February 7, 2010

Mayonnaise demon

A white person who demeans POC (or just anyone who isn't straight and white) because without their privilege goggles on they are blind.

"Chad, turn off that news channel! You know it's run by mayonnaise demons, right!?"

by tacos4lifeyo January 12, 2017

mayonnaise hose

term for a man with a large penis who can ejaculate a large amount of semen at once.

That kid Ricky has one hell of a mayonnaise hose!
I watched some OG Mudbone videos last night, his mayonnaise hose is legendary.

by Mayonnaise hoser October 3, 2017

Mayonnaise monkey

White person

Yo Ethan Is such a mayonnaise monkey-Andon

by Kkkmember62 January 5, 2022

Mamonidas

{mamoh-nidas}
Person that has perfected and thrives in conducting him/herself in a very stupid way. derrived from the word (mamon) and (Leonidas) King of the spartan's in the movie 300!

King of the mamones!

This dude crashed a parked car last week! What a Mamonidas!

by Chavelo April 2, 2007