Maxean

Someone who gives actually the worst directions

Someone: So how do I get there?

Maxean: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh *incoherent noises*

by Singingowls November 9, 2020

Maxe

A mace and an axe boom there you go you got a maxe

He/she/them used the maxe to bludgeon and then chop off their opponents head

by Jcl721 October 3, 2020

MaxEmson

Someone who is overly smart or considered a neek

Haha maxemson your too smart

by Stupidsquare66 October 15, 2020

Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

Maxwell

Someone who's smart, athletic, tall, and abnormally good at and invested in niche activities. He generally looks good and can fish out potential romantic partners from right under the nose of the competition. He inspires others to be positive and happy, even if when he's alone he is neither of those things. He likes to make jokes simply because watching others laugh makes himself joyous as well. He is ambitious academically, though failures never set him back. Though he may be not particularly great at putting up Christmas lights, he is fun to be around and in bed with.

Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!

by FlappyPappy December 5, 2020

Maxwell

Maxwell aka Max. you would be very lucky to have a maxwell in your life, he has a big heart, nice, great sense of humor, plays lots of sports, very fun to be around and he has good vibes, cute, he is basically a perfect guy. he is always there for you and can always make you smile. he loves to watch movies especially horror movies.

friend: why do you like maxwell.
me: why would you not he is perfect.
friend: true true

by J.STAR:) December 10, 2020

Maxwell

Maxwell aka Max. you would be very lucky to have a maxwell in your life, he has a big heart, nice, great sense of humor, plays lots of sports, very fun to be around and he has good vibes, cute, he is basically a perfect guy. he is always there for you and can always make you smile. he loves to watch movies especially horror movies.

friend: why do you like maxwell.
me: why would you not he is perfect.
friend: true true

by J.STAR:) December 10, 2020