mataiapo

The only person with this name. Go find him.

I found Mataiapo

by SlanginClocks November 23, 2021

Mathanun

You are the hottest and funniest of the group. You're a great time even though you can't drink much. You're ambitious, but can also be happy just scrolling Instagram. You can eat whatever you want without gaining weight and your friends hate you for it. You dance, you sing, you're the life of the party-- always pouring shots down other people's throats. You love dogs, especially samoyeds, because they are as much of a head turner as you are. You are Thai and are best fit for a David.

You poured shots into their mouth from the bottle? Who are you? Mathanun?

by Laketitikaka November 24, 2021

Mathieu

Mathieu is a young man who has everything to please. A man full of promise and with a radiant future because of his beauty and his sweetness. Sometimes a bit clumsy and indecisive, he will make you live an adventure full of love and kindness, which will leave you addicted and speechless. With brown eyes and a soft beard, his beautiful face will transport you to wonders every day that God will make. An angel fallen from heaven, whom you will bless every moment of your life. A life full of delight and happiness, with a Mathia by your side. A big thumb of quality.

What did I do to be blessed with a Mathieu ?

by Smallfrenchthumb November 24, 2021

mathapou

Mathapou has the fattest cock ur ever likely to see.He has become one with the tree and you can tell by the massive trunk he has in his trousers

I wish i was like mathapou

by Daddy Delaney December 6, 2021

Mathieu

Mathieu has a 6.9 inch penis, he’s the best at all video games, he pulls all the girls, he has all the anime waifus and he is a suspected sex to offender.

Mathieu is cool

by Skekekeke December 10, 2021

Mathing

When your trying to figure out some bull shit equation or when something your friend says something that ain’t adding up (they capping)

For example when a called Alex starts capping and you say that shit Ain’t Mathing

by _play baku series trialShould December 12, 2021

Maphia

The ultimate power couple, made up of a Matthew and a Sophia. Known for kicking butt and taking names. They are by far the most attractive people you know, and you can't help but feel a little jealous of their relationship. They are #CoupleGoals.

"Hey, just saying, if we ever got together, our ship name would be Maphia."

by the notorious sgb January 14, 2022