Mallssage

Any form of massage offered at the mall.

After a long day of shopping, Matt & Amy decided they needed to relax and have a Mallssage.

by MatyP September 6, 2010

New Malden

A pretty awesome place where the largest population of Koreans live, outside Korea

Guy 1: Hey, im going to New Malden!

Guy 2: No way dude - that's cool! Try not to get trampled by Koreans mind..

by Rosiieee August 24, 2009

capital malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local civil protection unit.

"Attention: You have been charged with:
243 Assault on Civil Protection Team
Capital Malcompliance
Divisice Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance

You have been judged guilty by civil protection, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately"

by Overwatch April 20, 2005

Karl Malden

A Vodka Soda with ice.

What would you like with your supper? I'll have a Karl Malden.

by King Festus September 26, 2005

Malcolm McDowell

A sickeningly underrated British actor, best known for his roles as Mick Travis in "If..." and as Alex in "A Clockwork Orange". Although he was popular throughout the seventies and some of the eighties, starring in "O Lucky Man!", "Royal Flash!", "Caligula", "Time After Time", and "Cat People", among others, he aged rather badly and stopped getting good parts. Of his giant filmography, consisting of more than 100 films, less than half have been released worldwide - but he will always be remembered as one of the most fascinating, charismatic and irresistible actors in history.

A friend of mine just watched A Clockwork Orange and is convinced that Malcolm McDowell has the most beautiful electric blue eyes in the world.

by prettymaryk March 22, 2008

Malkogasm

The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.

Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.

by Emma Perry January 26, 2009

malleteer

one who plays mallets; xylophone, marimba, vibes, bells, chimes

The pit at school consisted of four malleteers.

by The Friendly Yellow Letters October 11, 2008