like Miss Universe, only fatter
Keep stuffing your cake hole with junk food darling, and one day you will realise your dream of becoming Miss Ballooniverse.
by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008
Better known by the rest of the world as "Ole PISS". This terrible place is located in Northern Mississippi and is littered with snobby-jackass-redneck-fucktard-alcoholic-dick-sucking people who frown upon the common Mississippian who actually has to earn their way to college and not have their parents pay for it. Their football team is a joke and is constantly overshadowed by much, much better SEC teams like Alabama, Auburn, LSU, Florida and Mississippi State. They hate being called The University of Mississippi because it has too many letters in it and its "hard to spell." They use the pseudonym because they think they are hiding the fact that it is still in crappy ass Mississippi. The school itself is great, it is the students that make it a terrible place to go to school.
Dillon: Ole Miss makes my bowels shift. I cant wait to see them lose to everybody like they always do.
Chris: They dont call em Ole Piss for nothing!
Chris: They dont call em Ole Piss for nothing!
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 06, 2010
Located in Oxford, Mississippi, this is the smallest university in the great state of Mississippi even with the highest acceptance rate among the three major colleges in the state (Mississippi State and Southern Miss). Students typically have lower GPA's (than State and Southern) and a taste for dressing like snobs and often try to pretend they aren't from Mississippi. Ole Miss is academically and soon to be totally athletically inferior to Mississippi State.
Parker - "Dude, I can get into State. My GPA is too low!"
Sam - "Man, don't worry. Buy yourself some loafers, and go to Ole Miss. It's easy to get accepted there."
Sam - "Man, don't worry. Buy yourself some loafers, and go to Ole Miss. It's easy to get accepted there."
by TheRealWinner February 18, 2010
by lilberry September 14, 2019
Something said from afar. Something told by a man away at sea, on a fishing trip, to a woman, alone with her child in the night. A message of hope and love for those who are beginning again, with each other, sweetly and sweatily. Not long into things, but knowing the potential and wanting it more than anything.
miss u: thinking about you all the time. can't get you outta my head. want you again and again, endlessly. Possibly, even,...love?
by MaMo, Inc. May 22, 2010
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