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Lube

A stimulating juice for making love that looks & feels like the juice a man excretes while making love.

Not to be confused with moisturiser/lotion, which also looks & feels like the juice a man excretes but is often used for making love with one's own self.
Glenn: Could Bob Want Flo To Go Find Bedroom And Go Make Love As They Do.
Buster Melmacian: “bob would To lube like this While Flo did get paying attention
by MayDayMeh June 18, 2018
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auto-lube

A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.
by ad fan September 15, 2008
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probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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Lace Lube

A nickname for someone who hides their horniness, and enjoys Minecraft. They are a pretty cool person who likes to watch a lot of Netflix.
Oh em gee did you see Lace Lube the other day?”

“Yeah she was looking very emo.”
by WhenYouChicken April 29, 2020
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nade lube

a liquid used to lubricate the action of a grenade launcher, allowing it to fire grenades farther and more accurately.
I smell nade lube, Asal is here.
by Asal January 10, 2004
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lukesh

A wanker but an undeniably black wanker. Loves to fuck guys with his two inch dick.
Have you seen that gay guy he is such a lukesh
by 2 inch punisher April 19, 2018
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Lüber

Someone who works for both Lyft and Über
He is a hard worker. He works for lyft and uber! Wow a lüber!
by dosllama June 27, 2016
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