Lardon

The erect phallus of an overweight male.

That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Lard ass

A Charlie don't be a charlie

Charlie is a lard ass

by Your mom super gay January 11, 2020

lardlet

Lardlet is the term used when describing

a) A Small, but very fat child/toddler

b) A very short, yet exceedingly fat person. Much like the term manlet, but if the said person would be obese

1. "Hey, look at that fucking lardtlet!"
Yo dude, that kid is maybe like 5, at most. That is just rude.. But yeah, he is very much, a lardlet..

2. "Holy fuck! Look at the size and girth of that manlet! He's like Manlet, made out of fat or lard. A lardlet

by TheTinyTheorist January 18, 2020

luarks

A real nigga w a family of shooters

them luarks niggas don’t play

by Jackson luarks February 20, 2020

Lardcel

An incel thats over 300 pounds, usuallt built like crisco cans

If john doesnt get under control he'll turn into a lardcel

by Publicdabs March 6, 2020

Lard-ass

Some fat kid running at the swimming pool

Hey lard-ass no running on my watch

by Ar226 March 26, 2020

lardiosis

childhood obeisity

hey fag u have lardiosis

by epicindicator the god of games April 1, 2020