local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

Locolololocolocololography

The study of Locolololocolocololo.

Locolololocolocololography, the study of Locolololocolocololo, it's first grade, Sponge Bob!

by Dictionare2560 August 10, 2022

global-local

A critical argument which most people fuck-up and lose to outrageously superior teams.

I hit global-local. I lost. I think it's because I'm stupid.

by Sore Ass Loser November 16, 2003

cyber-loneliness

The feeling you feel at the instant you have something to say, but no one to say it to, except your twitter or facebook status.

The number of twitters she made each day suggested to us she was suffering from a severe case of cyber-loneliness

by nzmidge February 16, 2010

The Lonely Blumpkin

When one tries to suck his own cock while shitting

I tried to suck my own cock while shitting. It was the lonely blumpkin.

by metalmetalrob February 26, 2010

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

OG local

T-county def. : local old school fuckboi. Someone you have know for a long time and use to and still is a fuckboi.

I don't want people to know who this guy is. So, what should I save his contact as in my phone?

Umm how about OG local .

by Dlndbtch January 8, 2017