Limpdawg

A fly girl who knows what's up.
Also, one who never fails to impress when asked about knowledge in the following categories: Harry Potter, Hilary Duff, Pokemon (old school and new school), or Sailor Moon.

Oh snap, Limpdawg looks so fly today!

Dude just ask Limpdawg, she knows EVERYTHING about H.P. and H.D.

by L-Rod May 8, 2008

limp lobster

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster

jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!

by mar dala December 21, 2008

limpnut

A male individual who does not have the back-bone to stand up to another person because they are scared or worried of the outcome.

Dude you are such a limpnut. Why didnt you stand up to your boss instead of giving in to all his commands?

by bosch1617 August 19, 2009

Limpeater

An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.

"did you slay that girl last night?"

"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."

"Haha you are a limpeater!"

by Const01 February 9, 2010

Limp Unicorn

A euphemism for dickhead. This is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a penis on a head.

More appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.

Lauren wouldn't let me borrow her pen today - she's been a real limp unicorn recently

by TinyBabyBear October 27, 2011

Lumpy oatmeal

Similar to a blue waffle but in regards to the anus.

I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.

by Bradibulbus June 18, 2011

Limpdicked

1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.

"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."

by RealNerd May 20, 2014