lawn wrecker

a person who likes to ruin people's fucking lawns for a living

The lawn wrecker got stuck on lawn and landed on train track.

by blue-eyed wonder September 16, 2020

Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020

The Anything Lawn

It is the in between of lawns.

"I guess I'll call the Anything Lawn."

by BisexualBroccoli October 27, 2020

The Everything Lawn

Everyone hates this lawn.

"Nooo the Everything Lawn!"

by BisexualBroccoli October 27, 2020

mowed the lawn

V

Mowed the lawn

by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003