Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.
Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....
Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
by Alertnitive.space.kid June 27, 2018
Get the Laurenmug. The most prettiest girl on the planet. Drop dead gorgeous. Had an amazing laugh sometimes when she laughs it’s funnier then the joke itself, Lauren is a person that uses the word gay a lot and likes random ass t shirts. She also steals her boy friends juul. She is sweet and loves animals. Laurens are really smart they can be dumb asses as well.
by LKB February 12, 2019
Get the Laurenmug. A creepy cat lover! she is super annoying and thinks everyone loves her! She is a huge jesus freak! Also, she is believed to be a lesbian and makes out with her best friend before school in the library bathroom!
by PeachBellini98 June 2, 2011
Get the Laurenmug. At first impression a very sweet and innocent girl but later turns out to have quite an attitude. A girl when angry curses and gives cold shoulders. When she doesn't get her way she just ditches and makes people feel guilty. But also very sweet at times and can be a great shoulder to cry on. She is also a great confidante who will keep secrets. Not the best older sister or mother figure but a good friend to have around.
She is giving the Lauren shoulder.
I can totally tell all my secrets to Lauren.
Lauren is the worst mother/older sister figure but a great friend.
I can totally tell all my secrets to Lauren.
Lauren is the worst mother/older sister figure but a great friend.
by luvya<3_Y_ June 28, 2012
Get the Laurenmug. Southern white trash who has hillbilly throw downs ever sunday, fucks her cousin. Eats corn. Doesnt shower. Buck teeth, and the sweetest thing that ever happened to her was that someone got her a bouquet of grilled cheese sandwhiches and her first date was squirrel hunting.
Lauren.
by A non-friend February 8, 2012
Get the Laurenmug. A snotty bitch that allways get what she wants. She will stoop to the lowest just to stay "cool" or get in to the "popular group". She is desprite and will go out with any guy that will give her the time of day. And is a terrable friend that will stab you in the back every chance she gets.
Person 1- "Hey look at that girl she must be a lauren"
Person 2- "How do u know?"
Person 1-"Because she has the devils horns growing out of her head"
Person 2- "How do u know?"
Person 1-"Because she has the devils horns growing out of her head"
by Annoyed321 February 17, 2012
Get the Laurenmug. A weird girl who annoys the hell outa people. No seriously this may not relate to ALL Laurens, but this one sure does! Today she went up to me and my friends pretending that we liked her so i shoved her and she almost fell.They also pretend to be cats and annoy you by saying "MEOW!" Well anyways thats a Lauren. Oh by the way Laurens dont brush their teeth. i discovered that today.
Lauren: Hey Guys! "Meow" "Meow"
Person: Oh crap.....maybe if we don't notice her she'll leave.
Lauren: "MEOW!!"
Person: Oh crap.....maybe if we don't notice her she'll leave.
Lauren: "MEOW!!"
by 4270717113691 November 21, 2011
Get the Laurenmug.