lunch

Synonym for marihuana.

Yo dude, got some lunch ready?

by johnyknight August 29, 2013

Folded Lawnchair

Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.

Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft

by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

lunch meat

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

Lunching

Lunching - Gerund: Washington D.C. term meaning that someone is acting stupid or lame. Similar to "out to lunch". Also, "lunchin'" or noun, "lunch box"

"Do you have a smoke?"
Checks pockets for cigarettes, "No I quit five years ago."
"Man, you are lunching"

by Randy Hull December 21, 2004

ate my lunch

A term commonly used to indicate that someone (often the speaker) has come off the loser. This phrase can be applied to competitions such as video games and sporting events, as well as such things as tests or writing papers.

How was the econ test?
Dude, it totally ate my lunch...

Did you see Manning just get sacked?
Yeah, that linebacker totally ate his lunch!

I need help in bottom lane, this Warwick is eating my lunch!

by NomJuan December 8, 2012

I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

by JetBlackEvil February 4, 2012