Lava lamppp

When a owner has sex with his or her horse multiple times. Basically sitting on a horse cock.

Last night I went to the barn and lava lamppp with my new bourse

by Alliefuckingsmokes December 18, 2019

Coy lappin

Gypsy term for the female of the species giving the male of the species a really good time. In other words a blow job.

Toi (prounced "toy") who is in fact a male gypsy: "This chick I was kickin it with last night was wasted and before I knew it she was a coy lappin muthafucker!"

by H~B○○G€¥ July 24, 2020

The Lapps

A family consisting of Hamish, Hannah, and Harmis. The Lapps are a well known group of sketchy Amish folk within the Amish community who run an underground buttermilk pyramid scheme.

The Lapps: *travel through miles and miles of the vast country side via horse and carriage to continue their shady side business.*

Amish man #1, from afar: *suspicious Amish noises*

by Peacher Is My Bicn ok September 24, 2020

Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

The lamppost

When you attach a small light to the end of your cock, and preform sex with it whilst the light is on.

I did the lamppost with my girlfriend using a strobe light, and now she is dancing on the floor.

by User 69 420 November 16, 2021

Language LARPing

When somebody on the internet writes in a langauge (mainly non-Latin) that they absolutely know nothing about. It is either garbled nonsense or something understandable translated via Google translate, but mostly the former.

boi_amogus: 암얼봉쪙똠힝뻬안으어어으 😲😂😂

xDuncan89: @boi_amogus What you typed doesn't even make sense in Korean. Gtfo with that language LARPing dude.

boi_amogus: @xDuncan89 옴와?? 왕여알옴우준잉윷ᄃ꺽!!!!

Wilbur H: @boi_amogus Bro I am Korean and can confirm what you said is absolute gibberish. Can you not?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 5, 2022

Inverse Lamppost

When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.

Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.

by Bigboibobby420 July 3, 2022