Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

LASER

/ˈleɪzər/

noun.
(plural = lasers)

1. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Essentially, a powerful type of light, used to point to things in presentations, for playing with cats, and even in some medical procedures.

verb.
(3rd person present = lasers, past = lasered, present participle/gerund = lasering)

1. to take something out with a laser, especially a tattoo

adjective.

1. relating to lasers, especially medical procedures

"Max had his cat run around the house to chase a laser pointer."

by ItsSkyWasTaken September 25, 2022

lapsed-tino

A Hispanic or Latino person who no longer associates with their culture and instead opts to embrace white culture.

Man look at Juan over there, now goes by Jonathan, talks white, dresses so hipster like, he’s a lapsed-tino.

by Jahamez November 18, 2022

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

Laser

Cool, dope. A term used for something that is outstandingly awesome

"Did you see the Shamrock Shake is back?"
"Yeah, those things are laser."

by Gooosepoop March 19, 2023

Lasered

Purposely third-wheeling on a date so that your friend can't get laid that night

-Dude you totally ruined my date
-Get Lasered Homie!

by Bigdiccmarty March 22, 2023