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Keyboard comedian

A person who happens to be very funny online, on forums or private conversations, but ends up being pretty boring, awkward or hard to talk to in the real world.
-I really thought we were going to have a better yesterday with Matt, he seemed like he was so clever and funny on Facebook. Turns out he was just weird and awkward in person.
-Yeah, he's a keyboard comedian.
by el_realisator May 13, 2016
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Child's Keyboard

That moment of when you hear the high pitched music which equates to the high pitched garble played on a cheap Chinese child's keyboard
Wow, that sounded just like a child's keyboard. My ears hurt
by I am psychotic. June 4, 2016
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keyboard trash

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai
p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.
by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016
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keyboarding

striking your head over keyboard, when you read something stupid
What an awful grammar, I'm just keyboarding...
by ukoyoki July 17, 2016
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Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking
Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard
by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018
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dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).
Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.
by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017
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keyboard

what teenagers use as a way to avoid real life interaction with someone
this boy did all that keyboard talk but didn’t say anything to me in person
by crater123 October 31, 2019
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