he's my future husband, future childs(-rens) father, (currently) boyfriend, best friend, and soulmate. we got together when we were in middle school 3 weeks before our last year ended. he confessed via text, i got with him and didnt feel much up until fast foward a week later and omg! we would call everynight, went to our schools banquet together, and once school was officially over; summer break started, we'd text and call all day, and i just fell inlove with him more and more as the hours flew past us. we hung out three days a week, spent family bbq's together, my birthday, our schools plays cast & crew parties, hangouts, and it was lovely. i spent so much time with him this year and as of late i've been showering him with so much love because he really fucking deserves it. he's such an angel. im inlove with his beautiful and captivating eyes, his long and healthy lashes, his even eyebrows, and handsome jawline, his well curved and snub-ish button nose, his kissable lips, his sexy ass facial hair, hes a whole ass feast from his looks, a warm blanket or soft teddy bear OR sort of a yandere, i suppose, from his personality ♡, a sad, desprate, and lost but forgiving, fun, and uplifting soul from within himself and his irresistible, charming heart. hes my world, my universe, my everything. hes a god in my eyes and i strongly believe nobody else will ever replace him or even come near his high rank of status in my book. te amo mucho, mi amor, por siempre. mwaa.
"Kaimanaokalanipo; Kaimana or kai is my boyfriend. I love him so much, I'd practically 💀 a girl if she tries to pressure him into a relationship with her even after knowing he's with ME."
by hisfuture November 25, 2023
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I asked them what their favorite comparable was but they went all kaiakai during their response so I knew the extent of their knowings, yearnings, furlings and cure links.
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