Junk Socks 

As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.

It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.

Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."

Rob: "Stuff it."

Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.

Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."

Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."

Junk Socks by T-Cell October 29, 2009

junk shower 

n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.

1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."

junk shower by johnvisera December 26, 2008

Junkbot 

Not the game, But the roblox skin that has been raiding games since youtuber flamingo has made junkbot week that Asks "Give Oil" and " Oil Or Boil ".

Yo this Junkbot keeps asking for oil should i give it to him?

Junkbot by C0OCHIE MAN November 13, 2020

krunk junk 

when girls with big asses sit for exended periods of time, then they stand up and walk around like they are all that. When you get close to them to try and holla, you smell there booty stench (krunk junk).

nigga, I was boutsta' holla til I gotta wiff of dat bitches Krunk junk.

krunk junk by cuatros cojones April 10, 2008

boy junk 

this reffers to the male "Private Parts"

OMG!! Lawrence was so playing with his Boy junk in class today..

boy junk by mz.mosbyberry February 18, 2009

bed junkie 

typically when a couple simply lie in bed all day. the couple participate in "cat naps" as the sunlight tends to stream through the windows. brief sentences are often communicated, as well as cuddling, kissing and romantic sex. showers are often taken much later in the evening together, in which following their first meal of the day will usually take place, back in bed.

yeah, i heard they were bed junkies
i just wanna be a bed junkie

bed junkie by jimmyhustle January 3, 2011

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

Humpty Dumpty Junkie by EricCC December 9, 2014