courtesy junky

Someone who is very insistent upon being courteous, to the point where it is aggravating and at times inconvenient to the recipient, such as holding the door open for you even though your still several feet away, causing you to start a slow jog to the door to show good manners, though it made the process more difficult and awkward for you.

Friend 1: yea man ill be there in 15 minutes, I'm stuck at this stop sign behind this fuckin courtesy junky

Friend 2: why don't you just pass them in the left lane?

Friend 1: cmon bro, that's impolite

Friend 2: dude, your fuckin courtesy junky!

by fjm1990 September 25, 2013

Chaos Junkie

Also called Chaos Addiction is a psychological term that describes living in a constant state of chaos, turmoil, tension, or drama. People who are addicted to chaos may find comfort and familiarity in disorderly or chaotic situations.

I swear my girlfriend is a chaos junkie everytime things seem to be looking good something always happens it’s like clockwork. The only time she seems like she’s happy is when her life is in turmoil

by Bad Phish Too October 31, 2023

Junky rig

Hitting a cart with USB cord stripped of all its wires except the positive and negative.

I'm fiending rn and I lost my bat, let's make a junky rig.

by fienniggahours October 23, 2019

Junky Day

Your looking like everyday people you se on the street but you dress as them as a joke

I will participate in junky day

by Brandon2.0 November 6, 2021

Junkie Weirdo

Caroline from SNL’s “Barnes and Noble Firing”

“Hey Caroline, did you know that you are in the dictionary under Junkie Weirdo?”

by Ghost of McDonald’s past October 23, 2022

Junky Cheese

Guy with super fat penis and fucks ur mom

Yo u being a junky cheese bro, get away from my mom

by Chickenfingy March 12, 2022

Radio Junkie

A radio junkie is a person who is very enthusiastic about listening to their car radio alone. They scream at the top of their lungs to their favorite songs and play the air drums on the steering wheel. Radio junkies are fantastic sitting dancers. An extreme radio junkie also calls into radio stations on the daily to enter into contests to win cash prizes or tickets. They also call into political radio stations to argue with the host. Radio junkies lose focus of the road often.

I’m feeling like such a radio junkie today.

On my morning commute I saw some radio junkie swerving in and out of the lanes.
Eric is such a radio junkie.

Jacynda, are you feeling like a radio junkie today?

by eliseldso February 11, 2022