junk mail

shit that takes up space in your mailbox or e-mail that you don't want

it would be funny to send the people who mail you the junk mail a bunch of crap so you can block up their e-mail

by lunar shadows August 2, 2004

punch in the junk

The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.

i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk

by ryanyomomma December 26, 2008

junk gunk

When someone has shit in their ass and it moves forward to their balls.

Ah Jim, I forgot to wipe my ass and now I got junk gunk!

by Emilio Jimenez May 28, 2008

junked (it) up

To screw up.

Greg tried to make dinner but he totally junked (it) up and burnt everything.

Dan junked up his elbow and shoulder learning to snowboard.

by skryblz March 25, 2009

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep.

by Matty Firm June 14, 2022

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Junk Mail

The act of gloryholing through a mail box slot.

gloryhole Junk Mail

by Daywalker1989 April 29, 2011