Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.
by The Almanac January 3, 2017

A hairy man with a gorilla cock.
by 73736182)63682 November 23, 2018

stop bitchin, he is kinda cool, he is different from other rappers, only he can say those few words the way he do. aint no other nigga like him, y'all mothafuckas bitch ass haters keep your mouths shut!
A: yo nigga, lil jon sux, he aint no rapper
B: who you are to bitch about lil jon, look at jourselve!
B: who you are to bitch about lil jon, look at jourselve!
by bx April 10, 2006

A man who resides in Hammond Indiana. Li'l Jon is only 4 inches tall. It's true, I dated him for a short while. He eventually dumped me. I learned my lesson...No more Garden Gnomes...such angry lil dudes!!! Midgets are much nicer!!!
Hey Angelina..Still seein that 4 inch fellow, L'il Jon???
By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???
Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!
By the way..whats that funky Goo stuck on the bottom of your Nike...???
Angelina: oh..ohhhhhhh....I see him.. nowwwww!!!!!!!!!
by just peachy April 10, 2006

by Klaymaster June 20, 2005

1. Yooooooooo this is da MOTHERFUCKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN' KING of CRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2. This is yo boy lil jon, lil bo 'n' big sam, and we do da motherfuckinnnnnnn' kingggg of crunkkkkk--------------------
2. This is yo boy lil jon, lil bo 'n' big sam, and we do da motherfuckinnnnnnn' kingggg of crunkkkkk--------------------
by ytt December 31, 2007

by Sexy Kid June 24, 2006
