jon from the wonk

A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.

characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook

"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."

Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.

Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.

Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.

by crackhoe8888888 March 7, 2010

Ny'Jon

A nice person, a person with alot of SWAG, is of African American Descent, The Best Person On The World, Is Going To Be A Very Successful and Powerful, Is Going To Be Rich, Very Friendly, Good Personality, Either You Love Him Or You Hate Him, SWAG

Ny'Jon Has Swag

by KlydeBlaque December 11, 2011

Jon Wilson

To try and sneak as many references about penis's into every group conversation.

Person 1...Hey, did you see that Vern Fonk commercial? His bald head looks like a penis.

Person 2...Don't Jon Wilson the Vern Fonk commercial.

by thatguy8711 November 11, 2012

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

plain jon

Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.

Are you going to get those boxes from the truck? No, I've got a plain jon doing that

by The Almanac January 3, 2017

Jon Bush

A hairy man with a gorilla cock.

That kid had a very small hairy penis. It reminded me of Jon Bush.

by 73736182)63682 November 23, 2018

Jon Foster (or A Foster)

An American simpleton. An oomph. A Jon Fosters' main interests are in indulging in ornate scones, riding sumptuous bikes, and drinking exorbitant coffee. A Foster spends his days pursing aimless vocations while feeling an innate sense of accomplishment.

Dude, did you hear about that new guy ? He is such a Jon Foster (or A Foster).

by Pcool September 1, 2020