John 

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.

"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.

John by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017

John 

An informal name for a toilet

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .

John by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017

John 

A pronoun to describe games,clothing,shoes, or any noun

You bruh I'm finna get a new pair of acics them johns tight

John by Xprehd36 April 18, 2018

John 

a fucking memelord. hes like, the best person in the world. even tho hes a stick hes still funny and he really likes chicken nuggets lmao.

johns a meme

John by turntechGnostic September 15, 2017

John 

Napoleon complex loves to swallow

Damn john stop pulling a Nate

John by 98765421 October 16, 2017

john 

a very short guy has a friend named conner usually and is funny but does not like school he only goes to see his friends. and is cute and every girl would date him if he was taller

dang john is really funny and cute but way to short

john by SHort john December 8, 2017

John 

A twat and a cunt with a small dick

You’re such a john

John by Andrew Johnson 2016 February 9, 2018