Jesse Ventura

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

by TucoPacifico May 19, 2009

uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone

Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse

by Seany Mac May 04, 2003

Jesse Underhill

The most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. His body is perfect his eyes are perfect his hair is perfect just everything is perfect. He started in musical.ly and has about 1.5 million followers.

Person 1: Whoa do you see that hot guy over there

Person 2: Yeah that's Jesse Underhill

by Jesse Underhill fan June 07, 2018

Jess Pro

A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.

"Dude, you almost stepped on Jess Pro!"
"Sorry, shes so short I didnt see her"

by NotADuck_Yet April 08, 2022

pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

jesse robinson

Jesse Robinson is a guy who gets all the ladies and is an actual stud at every sport he plays

Isn’t the most popular kid in school Jake?
No, it’s Jesse Robinson

by Daddy Jose October 18, 2019

Jess Cheong

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.

"Jess Cheong is going to rail me with her horsecock tonight"

by sheeshbutt April 02, 2021