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jerk off 

slam dunk fo sho man like a reel deel nooie pass that can really ram the jam and shink down the frizzle frazzles jimbo jango pingo salmando!
gimme that jerk off
jerk off by sirociper January 21, 2010
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jerk face 

To have the face of a jerk.
"Hey jerk face! You have the face of a jerk!"
jerk face by Leebf March 21, 2005

jerk ass 

someone who is stupid and inconsiderate towoards others
William Blue-Frick is a real ass clown because he likes to "schnoogle" with Chuy.
jerk ass by Big D May 1, 2004

jerk circle 

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
jerk circle by bitch squad October 9, 2016

Jerk-Huffing 

This can only be done by males. First, don't take a shower for a while. Then after your balls have gained the scent of vagina, rub your hand all over your balls. Get the scent of vagina scented ball sweat all over your hand. Finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of vagina while you jerk off with the other hand. Also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.
Chuck Norris is making a new exercise machine. After the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. Eventually his balls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. After he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. After the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. To his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers vagina. Good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. After finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. Jerk-Huffing!
Jerk-Huffing by Tyler & Lou October 16, 2008

Jerk Out 

When you're working out and you get a hard-on so you jack off. After you cum, you clean yourself off and go back to working out.
"Hey Bro, I was halfway through gettin' swoll when a total babe walked by me."

"So what did you do?"

"I whipped out my raging hard cock and jerked out by the treadmills."

"Dude that's really messed up, I could never jerk out in public."
Jerk Out by DickSchnepp January 23, 2013