jack my swag

A term coined by the accomplished musician Jenna Rose in her hit song "My Jeans".

In the song, Rose employs her masterful lyrical abilities, including the phrase "jack my swag," to artfully express her grievances against the jeans-wearing community that is in competition with her. The phrase plays a pivotal role in the striking social commentary that pervades the song.

Fun fact: Jenna Rose is pop star Rebecca Black's younger sister.

ABC, 123
That girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she's mad, 'cause I look fab
ha ha ha ha jack my swag

- Jenna Rose in "My Jeans"

by Trigg got a new blackberry May 24, 2011

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Jack Off Sense

The heightened sense you develop for noticing when someone is going to come in your room before you do.

Nelly's jack off sense warned him to hide the porn and lotion at a moments notice.

by Peter Urban May 4, 2006

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Jack Bauer Shower

Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.

Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"

Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."

by MathKills February 10, 2009

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