I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.

Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.

by QuacksO November 8, 2022

I don't wear a cap

Basically means "no cap", "I am not lying".

A: I live in a bungalow.
B: nah, cap.
A: I don't wear a cap.

by Spherism November 15, 2022

I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."

Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

i don't know

you don't know

i don't know

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023