hyperbapticostalism

practicing the baptist religion with the zeal and influence of the Holy Spirit

Sister Smith is sure clapping and waving her hands alot to that song, she's got that hyperbapticostalism!

by apljak April 23, 2010

hyperbodick

Somebody who takes an exaggeration, a figure of speech, or a hyperbole literally as a pathetic attempt to make you sound stupid

It's ironic though how when ever somebody tries to be one, after they rebuttal, all you can hear are crickets chirping

Normal Person: It's raining cats and dogs outside!

Hyperbodick: Animals can't fall from the sky you fucking moron! This faggot bitch cunt seriously thinks cats and dogs can fall from the sky, what a retard!

Normal Person: (pulls out pistol)

by Optical_Epilepsy December 10, 2011

Hyperbloggingism

Overactivity of the blogging mind, resulting in a rapid heartbeat and an increased rate of metabolism.

I was on such a roll my heartbeat skyrocketed and I knew that I must have hyperbloggingism.

by Hyper blogger November 30, 2011

Hyper-fan-ness

When a person obsesses about one celebrity per week so much so that he/she believes that he or she is actually similar to that celebrity

For example: Watching interviews and concerts from past-century/decade of Illayaraja non-stop for hours leading to singing and behaving like him, i.e., hyper-fan-ness.

by A-SGG January 8, 2012

hyperaccurate

Very, very accurate indeed. Tautological bollocks said by losers who think they're cool. Hyperaccurate is completely unlike hypoaccurate.

I got these cool new hyperaccurate callipers. They measure to the picometre, f'real.

by Cap'n Spanky August 20, 2013

Hyperbeauthermia

hy·per·beau·ther·mi·a (hahy-per-boh-thur-mee-uh) (hī'pər-bəʊ-thûr'mē-ə)
noun , plural: hy·per·beaux·ther·mi·a (hahy-per-bohz-thur-mee-uh)

1. A male escort whose core temperature is extremely high.

Related forms:
hy·per·beau·ther·mic, adjective

Origin:
2013 Mod.L., from hyper- "over" (see hyper) + from beau- "male companion" (see beau) + Gk. therme "heat" (see therm).

That male escort looks like he is suffering from hyperbeauthermia.
Plural: That group outside looks like they are suffering from hyperbeauxthermia.
Adjective: He is so hyperbeauthermic right now, he's burning up.

by Chuck1984 November 27, 2013

Hymerdinger

Mythical creature.
Is a raw turkey/chicken, has hair, weird black dick like nose, soulless black eyes, rotten fucked up rabbit mouth where the asshoe is, an flaps of loose skin around it.

DJ- "That Hymerdinger is so sexy, wish I had one."

Sav- "Same, I'd ride it off into the sunset."

by Cat Eclipse September 22, 2016