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hump drunk

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated
chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"
by jobens April 28, 2013
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panda humper

(n.) any member of one or more animal rights protest groups
PETA is a bunch of brainless panda humpers.
by Knautilus September 29, 2003
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head hump

1. After killing an opponent in any of the Halo games, the act of standing on the dead players head, and bobbing up an down, in other words, to hump the head of your dead enemy.
2. Team humping is fun also, when members of a team get together to desecrate the body of their slain enemy.
3. In halo 3 your opponents online cannot hear you talk/gloat so "head humping" will be all the more common way of saying a polite.. "I FUCKED YOU".
4. The way in which you let the enemy know who's boss.
5. Putting noobs and bitches in their place.
J : Did you see me own that noob?
C : Yeah, and then you humped him too
JLO: It's time for a team hump next time

After no scoping a rocket wielding enemy J head humped the shit out of him.
by Justin SZLamendola October 28, 2007
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Stump Humper

Someone- usually a redneck- that stands on a tree stump in order to have vaginal or anal sex with a cow.
1. Tommy-Jim over there got a nasty rash from being a stump humper.
by Joey Logic February 23, 2008
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humpany

When you have company and you hump; company you have sex with
by Cool Teen August 2, 2006
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Humpday Foreplay

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"
by yamageke August 3, 2010
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humpduty

the obligation to have intercourse with someone; not the answer to this Wheel of Fortune puzzle "H_M_D_T_"
It's my wife's birthday. Guess I'm on humpduty.
by Granite Way Gangster December 27, 2010
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