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Jim Howard

An asshole who's never had a girlfriend, and thus chooses to be that annoying friend who hates anyone else in a relationship.
Girl 1: Did you hear about the guy who pulled a Jim Howard?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so unhappy by himself that he decided to ruin his friend's relationship! What an asshole.
Girl 1: It's totally unforgivable when someone pulls a Jim Howard. How dare they do that to their friend?
by That Friend November 19, 2017
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Howard

Howard is funny
by Glitch- dog November 9, 2022
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Terrence Howard's Thing

Probably doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Sabine Hossenfelder was critical of it.
Hym "So, Terrence Howard's thing probably doesn't hold up. Somebody go do it right- Go, go do the thing. Find the color if musical notes so I can rub it in Jordan's face."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2024
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Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.
Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.
by Deez Nuts 2016 October 18, 2015
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matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.
Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?
by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023
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howards way

Howards Way (commonly practiced by effeminate males)
The act of masturbating with the left hand due to the right being incapacitated.
Dude I had to jerk off the Howards Way after breaking my right arm whilst polishing my orange fiat panda.
by Big J B June 29, 2022
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Audrey Howard

Hot, beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, sexy, big butt, rich.
Audrey Howard has a fatty!”
by Gyattrizzlersigmaboy February 10, 2025
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